firelorcl:

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

lordbape:

when white men inherit money and become socialites or notable or even famous for it people don’t have the same attitude they do towards kim kardashian and i think that’s interesting

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

11 years of McFLY

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sadbeautifultragic:

y’all swear you’re feminists but as soon as you hear a rumor about taylor swift with a male you rant about her inability to “keep her legs closed” as you sit in your pajamas that you’ve been wearing for 4 days straight

but i guess that’s none of my business

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amillionlightreflections:

according to this thermometer it’s approximately too fucking hot outside

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